I love that dirty water, Boston you are my home.
massholehackey:

Happy Cup Hunting!

massholehackey:

Happy Cup Hunting!

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

I need a female dance partner so I can ballroom dance.

actual-human-girl:

Just two not-lesbians casually looking at each other like they are the eighth wonder of the world.

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

jenndoesnotcare:

meowkait:

television show idea:

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

Always reblog the pitch for OK Stupid

Love has no age
Some 23 year old on tumblr talkin to 16 year olds (via whodie)
phil-has-a-monster-cock:

california-cla-ssy:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

leonardo can get it whenever he wants

unless it is an oscar

phil-has-a-monster-cock:

california-cla-ssy:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

leonardo can get it whenever he wants

unless it is an oscar

Lana, show me how you get ladies.

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

itsanevilregaldearie:

Lana Parrilla for Regard Magazine